Megan Fox Does GQ UK

Whenever a magazine does a feature on Megan Fox, they're guaranteed to get two things from the actress: ridiculously sexy photos, and some crazy off the wall quotes. So it's no surprise that Fox delivered on both fronts once again for the July 2009 issue of the UK edition of GQ magazine. The photos speak for themselves, but you've got to love Megan's brutally honest view of her profession:

“When you think about it, we actors are kind of prostitutes. We get paid to feign attraction and love. Other People are paying to watch us kissing someone, touching someone, doing things people in a normal monogamous relationship would never do with anyone who’s not their partner. It’s really kind of gross. “I have this sort of promiscuous image. People assume I’m really overtly sexually aggressive and that I’m this wild child. And I’m not like that at all. “I would rather have an image that is wild and promiscuous than to go out of my way to be proper all the time.“There are some guys who think I’m going to be this little cupcake who’s going to bat my eyes and be like a receptacle for them. I shut them down immediately.”

Compared to most actresses who talk about their jobs like they're inventing a cure for Cancer, it's refreshing for one of them to essentially call herself a high class whore for a change.


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Paris Hilton stripped for money? I don't believe it.

According to a new expose, Paris Hilton was essentially a stripper for high-rollers in Vegas at one point. NY Daily News reports:

"[Hilton] flew down to Vegas," Mark Ebner reports Elizabeth Jawhary as saying on HollywoodInterrupted.com. "We partied pretty hard."
According to Jawhary, some Hollywood players would "pay for girl-on-girl action. I'd be there. And they'd pay to watch."
Jawhary alleges that, on at least one night, Paris joined in. "Paris got naked, and the girls would get naked," she claims.
She says the guys would pay her $5,000 for a private show, though she never saw Paris accept any money, according to Ebner, author of "Six Degrees of Paris Hilton."

You know what I love about this story? How believable it is. I mean, c'mon, is anyone really shocked to learn Paris Hilton took her clothes off to make a couple grand? That's like finding out Samantha Ronson turns into a bat at night. Holy shit, stop the press.

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Kelly Carlson in a bikini

Here's Kelly Carlson wearing a bikini on the set of Nip/Tuck. If this episode doesn't win 2,500 Emmys, I'm never watching TV again. (With the exception of Ice Road Truckers. I'm just a man, dammit!)


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Megan Fox, role model: ‘Wonder Woman is a lame superhero’

According to the British tabloids, Megan Fox spent four hours getting ready for the MTV Awards on Sunday. Four whole hours to not shower, slick back her dirty, greasy hair and fit herself into a cocktail dress. Which reminds me of that old saying - “It takes a lot of money to look this cheap.” According to a source, “Megan was in a complete state… She was red in the face and convinced she was having a fat day. Luckily she eventually found the perfect one.” Megan herself tweeted about her poorly-received look, “The awards were great… Sorry if you didn’t like my hair. Opinions are opinions.”

That’s all just the precursor to Megan’s latest interview. The girl who compared all actors to prostitutes and came out with the now infamous statement “I resent having to prove that I’m not a retard” is now claiming that she wants to be, and is, a role model to young women. Megan says that she’s not interested in being a “preachy” role model, but rather a role model that is “strong and intelligent and be outspoken and fight for what they think is right.” Uh… fight for what exactly? The right to pose for Maxim? She also has some stuff to say about the lameness (lamertude?) of Wonder Woman. What a bitch:

Fox is just as careful not to overstep her abilities when it comes to her career. She might not fit the butter-wouldn’t-melt mould of stars such as Anne Hathaway and Keira Knightley, but she reckons she’s a role model of sorts for young women.

“It depends on what your idea of a role model is,” she says. “If your idea of a role model is somebody who’s gonna preach to your kids that sex before marriage is wrong and cursing is wrong and women should be this and be that, then I’m not a role model. But if you want your girls to feel strong and intelligent and be outspoken and fight for what they think is right, then I want to be that type of role model, yeah.”

Fox reportedly turned down the chance to take over from Jolie (the two are strikingly similar, down to their mutual love of tatoos) as Lara Croft in the Tomb Raider series, and says she has no intention of starring in a Wonder Woman movie, despite recent speculation.

“Wonder Woman is a lame superhero,” she says, clearly unfazed at the thought of ruling herself out of a potentially career-making franchise. “She flies around in her invisible jet and her weaponry is a lasso that makes you tell the truth. I just don’t get it. Somebody has a big challenge on their hands whoever takes that role but I don’t want to do it.”

“Hollywood is the most superficial thing you could possibly be a part of,” she says. “And if I weren’t attractive I wouldn’t be working at all.”

Ask if she’s afraid of typecasting and she pouts defiantly. “Getting typecast as what? Attractive? How bad is that?” she counters. “That’s not really a bad thing. If people want to look at me like that I find it flattering. And it gives me an advantage because people don’t expect anything from me. If I show up and give any sort of performance at all, even a mediocre one, everyone will walk away going, ‘Holy shit! Megan did a great job in that movie!’ So I’m an overachiever just by default because of the category I’ve been put in.”

[From The London Times Online]

Wonder Woman is awesome! She can fly, she has a cool outfit, and even her accessories have superpowers! What is Megan thinking? Megan is also contradicting early statements she made about her “beauty” - just a few weeks ago if anyone tried to tell her she was too pretty for a part, she would have gone off on an obscene tirade. Now she’s very chilled out about the whole thing. And I don’t think it’s because she’s an “overachiever”.

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Heidi Montag wants to eat kangaroo penis. Her words.

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are competing in NBC's I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here! and while talking to People, Heidi wants the world to know she's willing to eat a kangaroo penis. Even though nobody really asked her to:

"I want to prove to myself that I can eat kangaroo penis or whatever it is they'll make me eat. I want to know for myself that I can do these challenges and that I'm as tough as anyone in the world," she says. "I'm not afraid of anything. [But] the biggest competitor is going to be Spencer. He takes no prisoners. I'm worried he'll push me over a cliff to get first place."

Heidi's obvious lack of cock at home aside, E! News reports Heidi and Spencer are constantly bitching about the "grueling" conditions on set and have already threatened to quit the show before the first episode premieres tonight:

"They wanted to be treated like stars," a high-level source on the series tells E! News' Ryan Seacrest. "[Spencer] literally thought he and Heidi were staying in a Four Seasons, working out and getting a tan."
The two refused to eat the same food as the rest of the cast, and complained about being teamed with low-wattage stars, among them former model/reality-show queen Janice Dickinson, actors Stephen Baldwin and Lou Diamond Phillips, former NBA star John Salley and American Idol castoff Sanjaya Malakar. An NBC exec had to coax the newlyweds to remain on board.
"I wish they got some real celebrities like K-Fed," groused Montag, per the network insider.

Just to show how warped Heidi and Spencer's worldviews are, when given the opportunity to name a "real" celebrity her immediate thought was Kevin Federline. At least we know how high they're aiming, and that a quiet, obese existence is in the near future. -- Those are the most comforting words I've ever typed. (Not counting "vagina like a beanbag chair.")

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Paris Hilton in a swimsuit

Here's Paris Hilton shooting a commercial for her hair extensions line over the weekend. I don't exactly know how seeing Paris in a swimsuit will entice another woman to buy hair products, but I do know it enticed me to wrap five garbage bags and a suit of armor around my penis the next time I have sex. Or hire a stunt double. It's a toss-up.


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Halle Berry and Nahla: Out in LA

Enjoying a leisurely Sunday afternoon, Halle Berry took her daughter Nahla to visit a friend in Los Angeles yesterday (May 31).

The “Monster’s Ball” looked stylish as usual as she passed the paparazzi, sporting a brown duster jacket teamed with jeans and a pair of sandals.

The night before, Halle was busy heating things up at the Spike TV 2009 Guys Choice Awards at Sony Studios in Hollywood.

At one point, Miss Berry (much to the dismay of boyfriend/babydaddy Gabriel Aubry) had a steamy onstage moment with Jamie Foxx during which the “Ray” actor got a handful of Halle’s backside.

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