Assembly Celebrity: Country Music Looks Better Than it Sounds

Monday, April 6, 2009

Country Music Looks Better Than it Sounds

The 44th Annual Academy of Country Music Awards went down last night and it's my contention that there's not a better awards show out there to watch on mute. My ears can't stand most country music but my penis is a huge fan, as the industry seems to have an abundance of skinny blondes with nice racks and big toothy smiles.
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Two of the best examples are Carrie Underwood and Taylor Swift, who both dressed to kill, and Kellie Pickler didn't look too shabby either.

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