Assembly Celebrity: Jessica Simpson goes to the beach

Saturday, April 4, 2009

Jessica Simpson goes to the beach

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Here's some grainy, some not-so-grainy shots of Jessica Simpson on vacation in Mexico. After looking at these, I'm starting to think none of us fully understood the actual size of Jessica Simpson's breasts. I mean, I knew they were big.
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I just didn't know you could build a condo on them. Is this what they meant by the housing bubble? No? Not even close? Damn.

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